Feb. 19th, 2012

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Years ago, Ben "Yatzee" Croshaw posted a glowing review of Saints Row 2:
On Thursday I found it on sale on Steam for $15 and downloaded the game. Friday morning I created an avatar who looked just like my wife Kimberly. Kimberly expressed approval and left for work.

By the time she returned home I broke out of prison, murdered 100 cops, crashed twenty cars and sprayed half the city with raw sewage (don't ask). I'd also settled on an outfit that, to me, was perfect for the game's trashy wackiness, shown on left. Kimberly was horrified.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!! That's completely INSANE!!! A pimp hat and FLIP-FLOPS?!?!? At least give her boots with those leggings for God's sake. You turned me into a batty old lady!"

She insisted I abandoned my current mission and go to the nearest clothing shop. I had to lose the hat, cover her ass, and get some decent footwear. I grumbled, at least when I wasn't reduced to helpless laughter, but complied nonetheless. I don't know how long I can keep her sensibly dressed, though. At some point I'll find the costume shop and Kim will get to rob banks dressed as a Playboy bunny or something. How could I resist?


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