The Realm of Yolmi: An "Alternative Classic"

The Realm of Yolmi, one of the rarest of RPGs, arrived in the mail yesterday. Truly an "alternative classic" in Bill Prozini's sense of the phrase, Yolmi is chock full of goofy ideas, amateurishly presented in a roughly 200-page spiral bound booklet. It has the nutty charm I look for in the RPGs of the 1970s.

( Silly details follow; cut-tagged for those who want to stay sane... )

How could anyone not love this game?