Donald Rumsfeld Body-Part Giveaway!

As most of you know by now, Donald Rumsfeld created yet another diplomatic incident yesterday, this time with the UK, just about the only ally we have left.

I have a modest solution for our diplomatic troubles: a Donald Rumsfeld Body-Part Giveaway. Support us in Iraq and you'll get two pieces of the Secretary of Defense. We've got two pieces for every Security Council member. First come, first serve! (If this doesn't get the world behind us, nothing will...)