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Citizens, I order you to read the wit and wisdom of R. Robot:

Politics are allowed in politics, but there are limits, and there is a pale, and Matt Stevens has managed to prevaricate those limits, and deceive beyond that pale. Jesse Jackson -- was there ever a public official of such pro-kidnapping hatred of America, such sneeringly hollow treachery? But with Tom DeLay you get the sense that this is one who will wander into greatness. The leftists and hot-tubbers are showing their true colors, and those colors, having flirted with puerile and distasteful are now wildly close to weaseling irrelevance. Howard Dean and his depraved liberals are at it again. "Since Sept. 11 we've squandered our goodwill," he said on Hardball. How Jazzercized!

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war," says Matt Stevens. I suppose he'd rather invite Yasser Arafat over and give him a free crate of uranium.

My thoughts exactly!

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